What Are You Hiding From? T-shirt - HTT14
What Are You Hiding From? T-shirt - HTT14
Some days you win.
Some days the bird does.
Laugh it off.
That’s turkey season.
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Materials
Materials
Fabric: 4.2 oz – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton – soft, lightweight, breathable. Keeps print crisp without feeling heavy.
Construction: Retail fit. Side-seamed for shape retention. Shoulder taping for durability. Tearaway label — no itch, no distraction.
Print Surface: Smooth premium cotton — built for sharp humor graphics. Holds detail clean without cracking or fading fast.
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
Retail Fit — Slightly tailored. Not boxy. Not oversized. Sits clean on the shoulders, relaxed through the chest and body.
Sizing Note — True to size for a clean everyday fit. Size up if you want a looser, laid-back feel for camp or layering.
Pre-Shrunk — Minimal shrinkage. Holds its shape after wash — what you wear day one stays consistent.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Standard — Made to order. Production takes 2–4 business days. Delivery typically 3–7 business days after ship. Shipping $6.99.
Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico, APO/FPO/DPO — Shipping $12.99. Transit times may be longer depending on location.
Fulfillment — Printed and shipped from the U.S. Orders process Monday through Friday. No weekend production.

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WHAT TO EXPECT
What’s it made from?
What’s it made from?
A bit of cotton, a bit of ink, and a whole lot of bad jokes from guys who’ve missed more than they admit.
Does the print hold up?
Does the print hold up?
Yes. Print stays clean after washes and doesn’t fade or crack fast with normal use.
How does it fit?
How does it fit?
True to size. Not boxy, not tight. Size up if you want a looser feel.
Is it soft or stiff?
Is it soft or stiff?
Soft and lightweight. Comfortable right out of the bag.
How long does it take to arrive?
How long does it take to arrive?
Ships out in a few days. Most orders show up in about a week within the U.S.